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...that someone had failed to refill the oxygen tanks they were carrying after their last use. One of them quickly reasoned that the Catholic Church had placed an operative on board their vessel in order to keep them from finding out the truth about what really happened to the remains of Jesus Christ. This epiphany was followed immediately by the collective realization that none of them had enough oxygen to make it to the back to the ocean surface in time. They began to claw frantically at the cave walls and each other, screaming in sheer terror. As the last person of the team twitched his last muscle spasm, he noticed a partially buried skeleton reaching out to him not in desperation of escape, but in a peaceful gesture that invoked a sudden desire to repent. But it was too late. The scientists were all cast into the fiery pits of hell. The moral - Don't look for answers about Jesus or the Catholic church will kill you and you will go to hell.